UPDATED: The Gathering of Bird Brains Mission Statement -- With Corrections

What the bird brains claim they believe*:

We believe in and would give our lives for the precious freedoms found in our Constitution. We believe that our freedom of speech is one of the greatest things our country espouses, and we absolutely hold that any American citizen has the right to express his or her approval or disapproval with any policy, law, or action of our nation and her government in a peaceful manner as afforded by the laws of our land.

The real version of the bird brains' mission statement:

We believe in and would give others' lives for some of the precious freedoms found in our - and only our - Constitution. We believe that our - and only our - freedom of speech is one of the greatest things our country espouses, and we absolutely hold that any American citizen has the right to express his or her approval with the policies, laws, or actions of our nation - when we agree with them - and her government in a peaceful manner as afforded by the laws of our land, which we think do not apply to us.

*Just compare these noble-sounding sentiments with the actions of the bird brains in the video below. Actions speak louder than words!